So today we had our 3rd class drill badge!Yay!At long last!No more
trainings this year. I'm quite confident to pass though.And I really
hope I don't get a phone call from any NCO in the 3rd week of this
month.Because that means bad news.It will mean that I failed and
need to come again for a retest.There won't be a reretest or a
rerere-test though.Time passed by very fast during the test.
And also this NCO,Ernest Sir,he called me like 'Ifran' instead of
'Irfan'.Minus the 'f' become Iran already .But never mind,I'm used to
it.Almost everyone don't call me properly.Some call 'Erfan' ,some 'Ifan',some PURPOSELY
call 'Earfun'.So after the test,I thought we were gonna slack or go
home.But no,we tried something new.We now have to train baton
drills.It was fun,despite the way we have to hold it in knock it down
position.So just then.I looked through a couple of jokes and they're
either sick or not funny.Funny how nowadays clean jokes are
rare.Even if they're clean, they're either blonde jokes or racist jokes.So
I think I'm gonna post some riddles.Try to crack
it,smarties.So here comes riddle number #1.
1)What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil?
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you die?
2)One day a father went to his three sons and told them that he would die soon and he needed to decide which one of them to give his property to. He decided to give them all a test. He said "Go to the market my sons and purchase something that is large enough to fill my bedroom, but small enough to fit in your pocket.From this I will decide who of you is the wisest and worthy enough to inherit my land." So they all went to the market and bought something that they thought would fill the room, yet was still small enough that they could fit into their pockets. Each son came back with a different item. The father told his sons to come into his bedroom one at a time and try to fill up his bedroom with whatever they had purchased. The first son came in and put some peices of cloth that he had bought and layed them end to end across the room, but it bearly covered any of the floor. Then the second son came in and layed some hay, that he had purchased, on the floor but there was only enough to cover half of the floor. The third son came in and showed his father what he had purchased and how it could fill the entire room yet still fit into his pocket. The father replied "You are truly the wisest of all and you shall recieve my property." What was it that the son had showed to his father?
If you really really really really don't know the answers ,you can ask
me. Remember,only If you really really really really don't know.
And I also learnt two words that have meanings and can be used but
not in the dictionary. They are 'Goan' and 'Smee'. I found them through
this.
